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Monday, May 16, 2011

The wood pecker might have to go


Today's Bible Lesson
The woodpecker might have to go!


Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark.  
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two:  Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three:  Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.  
Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. 
Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six: Build your future on high ground. 
 Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs. 
 Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine: When you're stressed, float a while. 
 Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. 
Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

NOW, wasn't that nice? Pass it along and make someone else feel good too.

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